What a dumbass!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Last night's World Cup Final was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Watching Zidane (in his final match IN OVERTIME) inexplicably head-butt the Italian defender was too much to take. Is Zidane really too much of a wuss to punch a guy? I guess so. The French once again showed their inability to succeed on the world stage without the aid of others, such as the U.S.A or the U.K. Italy couldn't even beat ETHIOPIA and they lost miserably in WWII, yet they were able to beat the French. (Yeah, I know, it's not the most accurate comparison, but it's my blog and I'll do whatever I damn well please)

The French also use a bunch of players from their colonies for the national team. A bunch of French players were crying after the game, and it wasn't because they lost. It's because they knew that they'd once again be deported back to their colonies for another four years before the Cup comes back around.

Van de Velde's British Open meltdown? Mickelson's U.S. Open choke? Chris Webber's NCAA Final time-out? Greg Norman's final day Masters descent? Buckner's Blooper? None of them compare to Zissou's head-butt yesterday. Thanks Zinedine, for making me laugh. And you're now a national hero in Italy. Mile Grazie Zinedine!