Go Away!

I'm not feeling at all creative today, so I'm just going to make the following list: Enjoy!

PEOPLE I WISH WOULD JUST FALL OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH AND LEAVE US ALL ALONE:
-Ann Coulter (only one word to describe her. it starts with a b and ends with an -itch.)
-Ted Kennedy (he's writing a children's book. Only Adolf Hiter would be less qualified to write a book for children).
-John McCain (political maverick my ass! He's just positioning himself for his 2008 presidential campaign)
-Bill Frist (I've lost all respect I once had for this once-noble and principled doctor)
-Bud Selig (You've ruined baseball enough Bud. How dare yous suspend Randy Johson for 5 games?! Just retire already)
-Hugo Chavez (He's no revolutionary. He's just a greedy Latin pig who uses our country to gain power and influence.)
-Harry Belafonte (Yes our gov't has problems....MAJOR problems. But comparing its Homeland Security Dept to the German Gestapo, who routinely exectued Jews in Nazi Germany, is immature and careless.
-Bill O'Reilly (I'd rather listen to Rush Limbaugh than have to hear this disgusting creature spew racist and bigoted propaganda)
-Al Franken (Dude, just shut up already. Stick to comedy)
-Bob Kravitz (one of the only sportswriters I absolutely can't stand to read. He's just arrogant, holier-than-thou, and cynical, which can be funny at times, but gets old after the first COUPLE HUNDRED columns.)
-The Boston Red Sox (because they are Satan's team)
-Rev.Fred Phelps (how does someone like this get ordained by a Christian church?)
-Hilary Clinton (merely for the fact that if she becomes president, dresses will be prohibited and all women will have to wear pantsuits, which for the most part, are FAR less attractive.)
-Ben Roethlisberger (I wish he couldn't play football anymore so that he'd have more time to reflect and be thankful for being alive. Football should seem so insignificant to him now.)
-The U.S. soccer team (now if the beat the Italians, they'll be off this list)
-Donald Trump