U.S. Soccer Team Proves Worth to World

Well, what a great showing the U.S. soccer team put on yesterday at the World Cup! Seriously though, how the hell were we ranked #5 in the world? What have we ever won of importance in soccer? We got completely pummeled by the Czechs and it looks like we'll probably get creamed by the Italians as well. At least we've beat both of them in wars. That's all that really matters in the end, isn't it?